A Dream When Half Asleep

OK. The following dream will sound really funny to you. Even I find it funny now. But let me tell you one thing: It wasn't.

I had this particular dream when I was half asleep. As a consequence, it was the most realistic feeling dream EVER! The dream itself was probably the most unrealistic thing ever.


Me and my best friend Cerowyn were abseiling down the side of this random mountain in the middle of nowhere. It had been Cez's idea to go there. She was really good at it and could find all the foot/handholds. I, on the other hand, had the worst of it. Suddenly, my rope slipped and I went plummeting down but Cez caught my rope. I got scared and said

"Cez, can we please go back up?" but she shook her head. "Why not?" I asked and she pointed upwards. I looked up to see that where I'd climbed down, there was just a smooth shiny surface that was impossible to climb up. "Why are we actually climbing down this mountain anyway, I mean, what's at the bottom?" 

"Oh" she said "a nice park bench"

"A nice park - flamin - bench? Is that it!? You brought me to this stupid mountain so we could sit on a damn park bench?!?!" i was really annoyed. Cez grinned and nodded. "Well, there must be something else?"

"Yes. There is the rest of the park" she told me matter-of-factly. 

"And what are we going to do when we get to the park?" I asked through my teeth.

"We're going to have a nice cup of tea" 

"WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NICE CUP OF FLAMING TEA!!!??? I'D RATHER YOU JUST CUT MY STUPID ROPE AND LET ME FALL!!!" so, she got a pair of scissors that appeared out of nowhere and cut my rope. And I went plummeting to the ground. I woke up just before I landed on my deathbed.

I bet you're reading this and laughing yourself silly. In fact, I know you are coz I am.If you had been having the dream and feeling the feelings I felt you would seriously wonder what kind of person your best friend is.

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