Let's just have fun creating famous last words, then giving them a context.
Okay, the point of this exercise is to come up with famous (and potentially funny) last words, plain and simple. Then, weave a short story around each one. The famous last words themselves are the title of the chapter, and the chapter itself is the story behind it all. The stories don't have to be connected together, although they could be.
Ready? Then read on.