DeadGirl98: Whatcha doin'
Destroyer900: Nothin much. Coughed a minute ago. Just thought I'd let you know.
DeadGirl98: Cool. My friend's cousin's neighbour's aunt's goldfish just died.
Destroyer900: Tell me more. You're day seems to be interesting so far.
DeadGirl98: Well, he was off his food this morning. I just contacted the owner on FaceBook and apparently he was just floating on top of his tank when they found him - the fish I mean.
Destroyer900: Wow! I'm really glad you told me that, my day was so boring before you said that. Exept I found a dead spider in the shower. About two-centimetres long, the spider.
DeadGirl98: I just looked that up on Wikipedia, here's the link, you can read up about what kind of spider it was.
Destroyer900: OMG thanks! I just looked at that - did you know it took about two minutes to load that page.
Mrs.Self-Destruct: Both of you are idiots. Go live your pathetic lives, please!