Sometimes I wander towards the darker side of life...
Daily Writing Practice - Wednesday February 15th, 2012
The Prompt: Start with "It's a strange thing, seeing my face on a poster beneath the words WANTED: Dead or Alive.
Payback’s a Bitch
It's a strange thing, seeing my face on a poster beneath the words WANTED: Dead or Alive. More like an outrage, since I’m innocent.
Not that anyone would believe a whore. They did find me, holding the gun in my hand, a violent sex offender dead on my bed. They won’t even call it a crime of passion, or self defense. After all I sell my body for a living, so why should I mind if my customers treat me nice?
I’ll tell you what, he wasn’t treating me nicely and I’ll guarantee you he’d have left without giving a dime. I’d have been lucky if he left me a nugget of gold from that pouch of his, strapped like a third ball next to his dick.
Yeah a dick is what that man was and the world’s better now that he’s dead. But, I didn’t kill him. If I had, I wouldn’t be running from the law on this god forsaken goose hunt. Not that god and I have talked anytime recently. You could say I was god forsaken myself, never having been baptized.
I guarantee you this though, when I find the guy who set me up. I’m going to fuck him and them leave him for dead. Then I’ll take my punishment like a good girl. Not that I’ve ever been a good girl...