Bank Clerk 'Accidentally' Gives Himself £1Million
Last night it was revealed the in a huge scandal exposition of the fall of South Eden Banks.
As we are all aware, South Eden Banks fell in the early March of this year and although accountants have been tirelessly shifting through all the paperwork searching for discrepancies, they were unfruitful. That is - until last night.
In a major 'blunder' as the man in question reports, he accidentally leant on the keyboard when applying for an overdraft and at the same time approved it without checking the screen,
He was last seen leaving the country on a luxury cruise after having bought an extensive property in North of Eden and several Cloud Buggy cars.
If you have any information on this man, who unfortuantely was born without a name, please contact the Eden police department on 4-6-3 and ask for the police.
Written by Roux Edwards, your loyal reporter in the banking crisis in Eden
RATE THIS BRANCH!
2 COMMENTS ABOUT THIS EXERCISE Feed
Author guidance for This exercise
A satirical completely fictional newspaper situated in a place only know as East of Eden, they have a bit of a Rivalry going with West of Eden which is much more up-market and 'posh'. South of Eden is the 'scummy' area and North of Eden is the hollywood of the place, everyone wants to be there.Note: Nothing that will get this flagged as mature should be posted or I'll ask a Mod to remove it. Thanks!
1 PARTICIPANT IN THIS EXERCISE
EXERCISE TAGS
THE GOODS
You're currently reading a branch in the exercise
East of Eden Gazette. This branch
was posted on May 20, 2011 by
RouxEdwards.
This is a collaborative exercise.
About this exercise
"A satirical completely fictional newspaper situated in a place only know as East..."
This exercise is filed under:
Free-For-All, Just for Fun
POST A COMMENT
Wanna say something? Make yourself heard!
We reserve the right to delete spam, flames, or other nasty stuff.