"Aha!" One handsome tweedle says.
"Yes!" The other agrees.
"A quest!" They exclaim in synchronisation.
"But... I don't want a quest," You sulk. "All I want is to go to bed."
"To bed? Why ever would a girl like Alice want to go to bed? Test: Part One." the voice echoes around the room. Asit does, the tweedles walk around you, before cuffing your hands behind your back, which then drag you to the wall where a large, intensely strong magnet has been placed. They then blindfold you, gag you and leave.
"WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!? TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW! DON'T THINK WE WON'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU! WE KNOW YOU HAVE INFORMATION! TELL US WHAT YOU KNOW!"
You attempt at a scream but then remember that you're gagged so stop immediately, in a very toddler-like way.
In your strange confusion, you notice that the words spoken by the hysterical voice had started in first person and had changed to second.
"Angh crrff trrchk wfff tsss chkksss chkkshh mmnn mmrrr mmrrff," You say, completely proving your point that you can't talk with this cloth in your mouth.
'They' remove the gag and you open your mouth to...