I’m sorry this isn’t the womb. I know that things have gone downhill for you ever since that day. It’s a tough world, and it’s only getting tougher. Fevers, falls, bangs and bonks, foods that aren’t milk, people that aren’t me, things that are cold, hot, sticky, or wet... It’s nothing like what you’re used to. Life is just one pain in the ass after another, I’m afraid. It’s my job to ease the transitions; Yours to find joy in the meantime.