Wouldn't it be fun if people had to wear hats to identify their station in life? Firemen wear fire resistant hats. Policemen wear a specific type of hat as part of their uniform. I think everyone else should wear hats too.
Maybe mommies should wear hats made of diapers (clean ones). Rob Ford, the Mayor of Toronto should wear a dunce cap. Hairdressers and barbers could wear metal hats like giant pairs of scissors. Computer geeks could wear laptops glued to their heads. Pet owners could wear plush versions of their pets as hats.