I walked toward the table where my beautiful date lay in wait. Dear sweet God, I thank you for this new girlfriend. She was a Harvard graduate and could probably beat a Victoria's Secret model in looks AND skill. I mean, how often did a techno-geek get an opportunity like this???
Sadly, it didn't come as I expected, seeing as I tripped and fell flat on my face just to her side.
"Oh my God, are you OK?"
I looked up to see her worried about me. Oh yeah. "Um, yeah." I stood up and took my seat, watching as she took her own. Only... She didn't.
Instead, she missed the seat and fell flat on her own butt, giving me a wonderful view.
"Yeah," she said with an embarrassed smile, "That happened..."