Parrot: JeromeR.Vandamme

"Listen to yourself. You want to be free, don't you?"

"Yes."

"And you want to make your own decisions?"

"Yes!"

"You want to live in a better, cleaner world?"

"Yes! Yes I do!"

"Then sign here, good sir, and you can have all this and more for a regular payment of £160 a month."

"Done."

"Plus council tax."

"Yes."

"Plus pension, and insurance payments."

"Yes."

"Plus inflation losses, property, healthcare, bedroom, and income tax."

"Sure."

"And £25 up front for me doing this very kind favour, £2 of which because I don't like the colour of your socks."

"As desired."

The End

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