Oh how to respond to this?
Well, you have an obsession with pens, which is understandable, there's something satisfying with a good pen. There's something nice about the way the ink flows over the paper. So you take any unclaimed pen you see.
I wouldn't say pyromaniac, because starting fires isn't important, it's the way the flames lick the air and the radiating heat and the curling white smoke.
You're always asking for food, food and pens and fire.