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Dear Brain

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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that you're the one who should be annoyed, because I'm the one who's annoying. But that's a lie. Because you're blooming driving me crazy!

There you are, and all night long ... think think think think think. Can you not still yourself for just five minutes? Can you not shut up for once? It's a wonder I ever get any sleep at all, with my characters nattering at me and you going on and on and on about the homework I haven't done and the novels I haven't written...

Brain, there are times when I hate you and times when I love you for being mine. But you know what? The times when you drive me round the flipping bend definitely are in the majority. Please, just shut up.

Just for once.

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delorfinde Dear Brain,

I expect there are many Protagonists out there who hate you. I just wonder how many of them have ever mentioned it.

Let's have a look, shall we?

Yours,

Delorfinde.

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