What is your name?

Oskar Slams, I think, I'm a little bit confused right now.

How old are you?

I don't know. I could be fifteen or thirty. I doubt I am past twenty one, but who knows?

Where do you come from?

Rosetown. It's got all the rich people there, but there's more of us with nothing.

Are you married?

I'm not. Imagine being Mrs Slams! I can't.  But one day...I don't know. Hmm. We never talk about it.

Do you have any children?

No. I don't, I, don't want to, they need looking after, I can't do that.

What is your profession?

Um, I don't know. I've never even been to school.

Do you have any secrets?

If I did I forgot them. 

Who is your best friend/worst enemy?

Um... Mansion, I think, Yes. They're my best friend. Worst enemy...I don't know them. I mean, I know...but I don't.

What would you take out of a burning house?

I have nothing of importance not really, except the scythe, but thats a default, I suppose.

Name 3 Strengths/Weaknesses.

Hmm, I'm physically strong, and I care about people, and I...know a lot- I'm smart. But I can't read or write, not that kind of smart- I'm scared easily and right now I'm horribly confused.

If you could change one thing in your past, what would it be?

I would...I don't know, I wouldn't be here right now. 

What is the first thing you think of in the morning?

Am I OK?

What are you terrified of?

A lot of things. I've lost count. I'm scared of everything nowadays...

What is the 1st thing on your christmas list?

What's Christmas? Wait I know. It's from some other world, the tiny one with too many problems, I hate there.

What's the worst present you have got?

I don't really get presents. No, I don't have a thing to celebrate.

Who would you want to talk to one last time?

My Mother, I think, I wonder what happened to her...

Would you consider yourself to be an angel or a devil?

I know I am neither. I'm a soulcatcher, that's different.

What would your three wishes be?

People I love don't get hurt, ever, to be able to fly, I can't do that, and, well, never killing anyone ever.

What makes you angry?

I don't really get angry much, I just feel sad, I feel sad a lot, and scared, especially now...

Would you like a hug?

.....Yes please.

The End

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