1 - What is your name?

........... Mai.

2 - How old are you?

I'm 22 years old

3 - Where do you come from?

What a strange question. Do you mean where I was born? or where I live? Because those are two completely different questions....

4 - Are you married/in love?

Never..... I was told that to be in love is to have a weakness. And in my line of work I doubt anyone could love me....

5 - Do you have any children?

No, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do my job.

6 - What is your profession?

............. Since you've held me at gunpoint..... I'm an assassin from the Diamond Dragon Academy. 

7 - Do you have any secrets?

...... I don't know anyone to keep secrets from.... so no. 

8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?

Hmmm..... I guess the closest person to me is Jiao Hu, but even then we don't consider ourselves best friends.... and... I suppose I do have a lot of enemies, they just don't know I exist yet. 

9 - What would you take out of a burning house?

My knives, especially my Keris blades and my Deer Horn Knives. 

10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.

.... To reveal one weakness is a gain for the enemy.... and one of my strengths is that I can still fight even if someone is able to break some of my bones. 

11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?

..... (Looks down in contemplation) ........... I don't have a past. My life has always been the Dragon Academy, how can wish to change one thing in my life if it is the only life that I've ever known....

12 - What is your first thought in the morning?

Whether or not I have a mission. 

13 - What are you terrified of?

......... I think being scared of something comes under weaknesses. And I've already answered that at question eleven. 

14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?

I don't celebrate Christmas.

15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?

I don't get presents from people and I seriously don't understand why people bother. Someone get's a present, they fawn over it for a week, then they forget about it and shove it in the closet. When someone gives you a present they're just doing it to boost their self-esteem. It's the same with Charities, no one is selfless, they do it because it makes them feel good about themselves. 

16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time?  What would you say?

..... (Looks down in contemplation)

17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?

(Laughs) What a stupid question, you can't split people up in to good and bad categories. And what's with the religious connotations?  

18 - What would your 3 wishes be?

(Rolls eyes and sighs loudly) 

19 - What makes you angry?

Stupid people and stupid questions. 

20 - Would you like a hug?

Touch me and I'll break your spine. 

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