Maximus Twee

1 - What is your name?

Maximus Twee

2 - How old are you?

If a lifetime is 100 years I am at least 233

3 - Where do you come from?

The planet Violet, I know what an apt name for such a silly planet, I destroyed it though, soooo

4 - Are you married/in love?

Well none of the birds in prison are that hot or nice so no

5 - Do you have any children?


6 - What is your profession?


7 - Do you have any secrets?

Many, but If i told you, I could go away for even more lifetimes

8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?

I don't have any friends, they betrayed me, thats how I ended up in prison

9 - What would you take out of a burning house?

I don't own a house

10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.


1. Locked up in prison

2. Fat

3. Not very tall


1. Locked up in prison-no one can get to me

2. Short, can get in to small spaces

3. Very good at hacking computers

11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?

Getting locked up for three lifetimes

12 - What is your first thought in the morning?

Ooh, I wonder if I can annoy the guards today?

13 - What are you terrified of?

The people who betrayed me

14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?

Whats Christmas?

15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?

Never had a present

16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time?  What would you say?

I would talk to the doctor and say, "theyv'e found me"

17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?


18 - What would your 3 wishes be?

1. get out of prison

2. get out of the prison planet

3. find the doctor

19 - What makes you angry?

not being able to hack a computer system

20 - Would you like a hug?

No, I am Maximus Twee inside for High Villanary, I don't DO hugs, acctually yes please, I can't find the doctor anywhere

The End

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