1 - What is your name?
"I am the maker of all, the master of all, the artist supreme--I am the shadow and the death of all pretenders to its name, the death to light itself--I am Ultrarebus."
2 - How old are you?
"Age is a concept for beings that will die. I am beyond death!"
3 - Where do you come from?
"I predate all. I am from none."
4 - Are you married/in love?
"Love? Love is for those that do not sit on the throne."
5 - Do you have any children?
"I have many children...an entire world of children, waiting to be born..."
6 - What is your profession?
"I? I am the Alpha and the Omega. The greatest artist ever known!"
7 - Do you have any secrets?
"My mind is beyond your pathetic understanding!"
8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?
"I am father to all, thus I am friend to none."
9 - What would you take out of a burning house?
"A house?" The shadow that forms Ultrarebus shifts into a million different mouths, some fanged, some toothy, some toothless, some of women, some of men...all are laughing, until they fly around on bat wings, then shift into a giant fanged maw that roars. "A mere house is as nothing for me to save entirely!"
10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.
"I am beyond weakness! There is nothing that I am capable of that I may do without peer!" Ultrarebus shifts his form into a thicket of moving, palpitating black roots that suck the blood slowly out of the interviewer, while he also takes the form of a half-girl, half-metallic demon that stabs her throat and stomach.
11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?
"It would be wise, whelp, that you do not--" Ultrarebus transforms into an Iron Maiden, imprisoning the new interviewer while the face of a girl forms somewhere within. "--anger me."
12 - What is your first thought in the morning?
Ultrarebus grows a clawed arm that stabs through the new interviewer as the iron maiden closes and splinters into a million pieces of wood and smoke, that begins to take a general shape.
13 - What are you terrified of?
"I am without fear!"
14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?
"Christmas is a pathetic excuse for a ceremony that should be annihilated with the rest of this...Earth."
15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?
The materials of the wood and smoke form into swords that stab the third interviewer.
16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time? What would you say?
"I am without regrets! I am above all and beyond all! There is no one to whom I must speak."
17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?
"'Angels' and 'Devils' are subordinate beings. I am subordinate to nothing!" The swords whirl away into nothing, then reform as a shadowy version of an archetypal demon.
18 - What would your 3 wishes be?
"I need no wishes! I merely do!" Ultrarebus transforms back into the cloud of swords, whirling around the even newer interviewer, when they suddenly rise up into the air and burst into an inky black and incredibly cloudy version of a night sky.
19 - What makes you angry?
"Those that restrain me from the work I can create!" The sky starts whirling into storm, and then a tornado before a giant sword stabs into the interviewer and the ground the interviewer is standing on."
20 - Would you like a hug?
"I am due worship, not hugs!"