Spider (being partially honest)

1 - What is your name?


2 - How old are you?

"By now I've reached 39."

3 - Where do you come from?


4 - Are you married/in love?

"..." Spider doesn't respond for a while, eventually saying "I try not to."

5 - Do you have any children?


6 - What is your profession?

Spider sighs. "A servant of the king."

7 - Do you have any secrets?

"Of course. I don't believe there is a single person without secrets."

8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?

"I have neither, honestly, it's my job not to get involved in personal conflicts."

9 - What would you take out of a burning house?

"Any superiors and myself."

10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.


1. Occasional lack of emotion where emotion is required.

2. Occasional presence of emotion where unnecessary.

3. Lack of proficiency in magic, it'd probably round my abilities out...


1. Unarmed Combat skill.

2. Skill in social situations.

3. General ability to dissociate from a conflict.

11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?

Spider doesn't respond.

12 - What is your first thought in the morning?

"Time to exercise."

13 - What are you terrified of?

"Weakness when I need strength the most."

14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?

"I don't need much..." Spider thinks. "Perhaps access to the Par-Iszi monastery, or prayer books."

15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?

Spider doesn't respond.

16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time?  What would you say?

"It's really rather private."

17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?

"I am named Spider and that is what I am. Nothing more."

18 - What would your 3 wishes be?

Spider doesn't respond.

19 - What makes you angry?

Spider sighs. "It's my job not to be angry."

20 - Would you like a hug?


The End

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