I'm still thinking of a name for myself

1 - What is your name?

I don't really believe in names you see. Too surfacey, you know?

2 - How old are you?

Again, I don't really like pin-pointing where I am in the 80 years I posses. But if I could guess... Sh✬t, I'm just exiting my youth I'd say. Sucks man.

3 - Where do you come from?

The sunny and beautiful Perth. Oh, how I miss you Perth!

4 - Are you married/in love?

Well geez, that's a little rude, dearest intervewer. Don't you know squat about my current situation?

5 - Do you have any children?

Negative sir.

6 - What is your profession?

Saving people from their eternal pain. That's how I like to put it. Others will tell you I'm a blood-lusty type.

7 - Do you have any secrets?

My whole life is a secret. Oh, but I mean, I don't mean that to allure mystery and strike fear in your heart. That's just how it is baws.

8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?

Enemies? Friends? I do not allow such things.

9 - What would you take out of a burning house?

The last burning house I went in was full of little things I needed to build my hydroponics experiment. So, I guess it depends on the heat of the moment.

10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.

Oh man! When people asked me sh✬t like this back in the days! I used to say I'm a good love maker and the rest didn't matter.

11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?

Nah don't think like that.

12 - What is your first thought in the morning?

Ahh. Silence.

13 - What are you terrified of?

Those f✬✬king Dobermans man! You thought they were big before The Strike? You ain't seen sh✬t until you see 'em now!

14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?

That implies I want something, right? Well let me tell you something, I don't see things like that, with all due respect.

15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?

Socks. That sh✬t was demoralizing yo.

16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time?  What would you say?

I often think about this, and let me tell you, I don't usually discuss these kinds of things with others. It would be my ex-girlfriend, shockingly. I don't think I would want to see her, just see her, you know?

17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?

I am Lucifer's whore.

18 - What would your 3 wishes be?

What I said to that other question before. I don't think like that, ecsetera.

19 - What makes you angry?

I guess it's when my rifles break. Or when people cry before death. Sh✬t, I don't know. Ignorance in general.

20 - Would you like a hug?

Amongst other things associated with that form of affection, sure

The End

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