1 - What is your name?
2 - How old are you?
I'm not meant to tell you that. *taps nose*
3 - Where do you come from?
Not to sure, like to think i'm from earth
4 - Are you married/in love?
5 - Do you have any children?
6 - What is your profession?
What does eating muffins excessively count as.
7 - Do you have any secrets?
It wouldn't be a secret if I told you.
8 - Who is your best friend/worst enemy?
My worst enemy, hmm I would say that wierd old lady, yep you know the one
9 - What would you take out of a burning house?
10 - Name three weaknesses and three strengths.
Strengths, hmm do I have to answer this, I am stubborn and modest
11 - If you could change 1 thing in your past, what would it be?
I don't know, I can't remember 5 minutes ago
12 - What is your first thought in the morning?
Dammit, I missed Dexter
13 - What are you terrified of?
My mother in the morning.Ugh.
14 - What is the 1st thing on your Christmas list?
A million quid would be nice
15 - What is the worst present anyone's ever given you?
Once I got a baby. That sucked. It wasn't mine
16 - Who would you want to talk to one last time? What would you say?
I would talk to Chalie Sheen, to swap brains.
17 - Would you consider yourself an angel or a devil?
I am god
18 - What would your 3 wishes be?
to have three more wishes
19 - What makes you angry?
That dog next door
20 - Would you like a hug?