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Charlie - That's No Molehill

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'Well? You gonna tell me, or should I just go now?' I'm a really ticked-off hippopotamus now.

'Miss Broker,' says Mr Mole smoothly. He's a hard b*tch, and no mistake. 'I'm sure you have a great many questions, and I promise that I shall try to answer them as best I can. But first, if you would allow me to explain a few things. They should cover quite a few of your pending questions.' He smiles again. Jesus, how much I would like to punch him right now. Or shoot him. Yeah, shooting him would definitely be better.

'Whatever, brother,' I say casually. 'Whatever floats your boat. And when you're explaining your evil plans, don't forget to tell me your one weakness. It'd make my life a hell of a lot easier, I can tell you.'

'This isn't a game, Miss Broker, whatever you and your colleagues might think,' he says sharply. Good. It means I've rattled him. And I'll do a whole heap more than just rattle him before I'm done. I'll goddamn shake him so hard his brain pops out one ear and goes bouncing around the floor, and then I'll use Scissor-Legs over there as a golf bat, and then I'll shoot his brain, and then I'll shoot him, and then-

Focus, Charlie.

'Two of your teammates are dead.'

What the-?

I say as much. Only with slightly more swearing.

'I'm glad that seems to have got your attention. Now you know we're not playing around,' Mr Mole says with his corporate smile, 'perhaps you'll see the need to play our rules. You're on our turf now, Miss Broker. And you're delusional if you think I would have the slightest qualms about putting a bullet through your temples right now.'

'Then we're quits,' I growl. 'And that's real good, cause I'd have trouble shooting you if I didn't think you'd do the same for me. Oh, wait, no I wouldn't.'

Another goddamn smile. 'Fantastic. I'm glad we understand each other. Now, back to business. Randall... Hart, was it? Ah, yes, I remember him. Very useful, but he served his purpose. We had him eliminated.'

'What, you mean - Hart was working for you? All this goddamn time? Jesus, you've got fingers in a whole lot of new pies.'

'I shall take that as a compliment.'

'Don't. It so totally wasn't.'

'Nevertheless. Hart was working for us, yes, but not all the time. He came to us earlier this month. We had been extending our hospitality to his brother for some time.'

'Oh yeah? How nice of you.'

'Yes, I thought so. But then, we're nice people. Anyway, another of our agents eliminated him, thus clearing the way for us to eliminate both that Harrison woman and your boyfriend.'

He's lying. He's got to be. 'You shut up right now, because if you say another goddamn word, I swear to God I'll punch your goddamn mouth in!'

He just smiles. Jesus, he's about to loose all his goddamn teeth. And I am so not goddamn joking.

'Why the hell are you doing this? And if you don't have a good enough explanation, I am actually going to shoot something. Probably you, but I'm not so picky.'

'Empty threats, Miss Broker, and you know that.'

I just growl at him. 'Why are you ordering all this?'

I'm actually enjoying this. It feels good to be out in the field.

My phone rings. It's Harrison.

'Hey,' I say amenably. My friendly tone throws her off, and for a moment all she can do is stammer. You can never win with some people.

'Randall's dead,' she says finally.

'Yeah, I got that bit. Anything else? Oh, Jesus - David. Is he... ? I swear, if he's hurt, I'm going to-'

'He's here, he's fine. A little shaken, but okay. A lot shaken, actually.'

You'd think people might stop trying to kill him, but there you go. That's what comes of uncovering plots at a rate of fifty miles per hour.

'Where are you?' I ask.

'Still at the hospital, just getting checked out now. George is coming to pick me up.'

George? Who the heck is that?

The line goes dead. What the-?

Mr Mole is grinning. 'I'm sorry to bring your lovely little re-union to an end, Miss Broker. But I'm afraid, duty calls.' He nods to Scissor-Legs. 'Put her in the basement with the others.'

'Hey, wait - what others?'

Something presses against my back. Oh, Jesus, it's only a goddamn gun. Nothing to worry about, then. But I'm unarmed, aren't I? Stupid - stupid! So much for shooting people. What am I going to do - yell at them?

Huh. I could always goddamn try.

'If you'll just come this way, Miss Broker.'

'I don't suppose I've got any goddamn choice.'

I haven't.

~{}~

The basement is small, hardly lit, and already has two people inside. No prizes for guessing who.

Goddammit, but can you believe these people?

The door shuts behind me. Clunks twice. Deadlocked. Ain't that just dandy.

Well, I suppose I'm in here for good, at least until David realises where the bloody hell I've gone and comes to get me. Here's to hoping he's got his head screwed on today, eh?

Oh, Jesus. I've just worked something out. Something, like, important. Important as in going to get what's left of my team killed.

George.

Jesus, Alannah seriously does not have good taste in men.

Too bad they confiscated my phone.

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babyrhinos W00t! Here we go again! Remember, this is a CLOSED collab.

Bios:

Name: David Mendrick
Gender: Male
Age: 29
Appearance: Pretty tall, short brown hair, a lot of muscle under that skin of his. Green eyes that seem to sparkle when he sees something he likes.
Traits: observant, blunt, loves being in control, obsessive compulsive, conceals his sadness and anger
Mini-Bio: Went to school, college, decided he wanted to go into the police force, so he did. A couple years later he became a CBI agent. Next thing he knew, he was pursuing a wild serial killer known as The Knight. He was determined to catch this one, but The Knight seemed just as determined to escape. Then, disaster struck. David returned home to find his wife with ten arrows in her back. The Knight had killed her. After that day, he promised her that he would move on. And that he would kill The Knight, no matter what. Soon after, he was promoted and moved to a new unit. This time as the boss. Now he has supposedly killed the Knight and he is done. Yet for some reason, he isn't at rest. He feels mixed emotions and is starting to fall into insanity.
Other: doesn't like women that act like female dogs. He is in a relationship with Charlie Broker....now that doesn't really make sense now, does it? :)
Author: Babyrhinos


Name: Charlie Broker
Gender: Female
Age: 25
Appearance: short, stocky. Hair in a spiky pixie cut, black with bright pink highlights. Green-grey eyes. Not pretty or beautiful, but striking to look at. Generally scowls, but has a nice smile.
Traits: short, blunt, aggressive, violent, acts in the moment, straightforward. Sarcastic. Tries hard not to be seen as weak. Wants to be accepted. Very protective of her brother. Her heart's in the right place. Knows that most people don't like her, and tells herself she doesn't care, but she does. She doesn't have the strongest sense of moral right and wrong. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but can be good fun when she relaxes.
Mini-Bio: hated school, spent more time in martial arts classes, left school at fifteen, worked in a garage fixing car engines, but soon got bored with no action. Got into the police force. Following a spectacular arrest got moved to a CBI unit.
Other: generally likes to be alone, but subconsciously longs for a friend. Can be extremely loyal. Has never had a really serious relationship with a man since none of them could cope with her personality. She is in love with David Mendrick.
Author: Westrina

Alannah Harrison
Gender: Female
Age: 26
Appearance: 5'8, long blonde hair that's usually tied back when she's at work, sky blue eyes, pale skin and a big smile.
Traits: Can be be shockingly blonde and forgetful at times but when it matters she usually pulls through. Generally very relaxed and likes to laugh and joke around with the people she works with.
Mini-Bio: Never thought she would end up working for the police. Started off wanting to pursue a career in music, but when she realized that wouldn't work she began to wander and somehow ended up in the CBI unit.
Other: Has recently broken up with her long-term boyfriend, Alfie, after he was found to be assisting a murderer and trying to blow up the CBI unit, which left her heartbroken. Is very lonely now she lives on her own and would really like someone to share her flat with.
Author: dottylotti

Name: Randall Hart
Gender: Male
Age: 28
Appearance: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes. Very "average" in most respects.
Traits: Aloof, conceited, clever despite giving off an unintelligent air.
Mini-Bio: Did fantastic in school and completed Medical School, but took more interest in solving criminal cases than in becoming a certified doctor. And so found himself in law enforcement. Has been living with his identical twin brother through medical school. Is slowly learning to be "normal." Is slowly realizing his struggle to become normal is completely fruitless. Without being able to act impulsively he must throw out every first impression he gets and dumb himself down to make more "human decisions."
Other: Unflappable, he cares so little about things that nothing truly seems to bother him
Author: DevinEdward"

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