Wow I seem quite late in the game here but, well, never mind that aye!
Why do I write? Well I suppose if I didn't write I would most likely kill somebody, you see, there isn't really much to do in the town I live in.
Also, I've never really felt I belonged in this world, corny I know, but it's true. So I have these characters, all chattering away in my head, all a part of me. I find it satisfying to create stories, adventures, worlds for them. Worlds that I can escape to and sometimes even feel I belong in.
But enough of that, I suppose it's quite simple; I write because it's just something I have to do.
So tell me, my fiendish friend, why do you write?