I've only told my best friend about the incounters, the first time she realised I wasn't pulling her leg and a big blob of green slime with eyes appeared in my kitchen... she feinted. Carli isn't usually the type that feints, she's the strong stomached type that always has her head screwed on, her options always in place. Thats why it shocked me when last wednesday when an alien crashed in my garden...again, destroying the new rose bush I had planted she skipped right up to it and greeted the alien with open arms.
The alien looked human but it so wasn't.
The alien looked like a cross between taylor-launter, robert pattinson and leonardo decaprio (when he was in the titanic).
"Cutest. Alien. Ever."