Dear Bum from Near the Dumpster,
First of all, it's so great that you've found employment! Well done you! Maybe, like, you can get an apartment soon, or a bunk in a hostel. That'd be nice, huh?
Now on to something that matters; that is, my life. My name's Randi (I'm a girl, that's why there's an 'i' on the end instead of a 'y') and I keep getting mistaken for a guy (like, a tranny, like a guy calling themselves a girl) when I write personal ads and send them in to newspapers and dating sites and stuff. What I was thinking was, how about if I start calling myself something like "RandyMandy" so there's like a definite girl's name in there, and people can assume the "Randy" is, like, because I'm hypersexual. Well not hypersexual. Well maybe just a little. I've picked out 3 names that I think would be good, so I just need your opinion. Which of these names sounds least like a tranny:
(Because 'Mandy' is always spelled with a 'y' but the others would look male, with one.)
Thanks for your help, and I hope you like your new job. If not, you should stick with it anyway. It's better than being homeless, or taking money from people who DO have jobs.