Thanks for your address, Buttkoff.
I'm really looking forward to sorting this out for my baby sister. I'd always wanted a sister, and I was nearly 10 when she was born, so I've always felt real protective of her.
If you want to know what I look like, so you'll recognize me when you see me, the local paper did a piece on my group last week. Monday night's Gazette, page 5, B.A.C.A. (Bikers Against Child Abuse). I'm the tall one standing to the left, right at the back. Not the skinny old one. The other one. Now you might be wondering to yourself how I got to be that size, but before you even ask, I don't take steroids. I just look that way natural.
Anyways, the head of B.A.C.A. said that technically my sister's not a child, even though she's not 18, so officially they can't help me out--he did think maybe I should see what the cops can do, about you trying to coerce a 17-year-old into having sexual relations with you--but I told him I reckon I can handle this on my own. Anyways, I think I can talk Pepper and Nitro into coming along for the ride. They're real big on women's rights, being women themselves. We're all looking forward to having a good long discussion with you, about feminism, and respecting your fellow men/women, and hitting on teenagers.
Be seein' ya.