Judge: Okay, now I want to hear your side of the story.
Linda: Well, I went to the store about a month ago.
Judge: Is this true Mr. Wren?
George: Yes ma'am.
Linda: I was going to buy some avocados for guacamole but when I went to the produce isle I slipped on a puddle of water.
George: You put it there!
Judge: Hey! Is it you turn to speak?
Judge: Is it?
Linda: And when I asked Mr. Wren for help he laughed at me!
George: Not true, Your Honor, not true!
Judge: Hey! It's her turn to speak, not yours. She didn't speak during your turn. (Turns to Linda.) Continue.
Linda: I suffered a fractured wrist bone and couldn't go to work for a month.
Judge: Do you have the medical report?
Linda: Yes ma'am. Here. (Hands her a sheaf of papers.)
Judge: Looks official.
George: Or forged.
Judge: What was that?
Judge: I've had enough of your backtalk!
George: She's a liar! A liar and a witch!
Judge: I think the solution here is clear. The sum of $5000 for the plantiff.
Judge: That is all.
(George leaves courtroom. Linda comes by and bumps past him.)
Linda: Better luck next time, chum.