*yawns* I stumble out of bed with my usual resistance. But, today I feel anything but usual. I feel...Hmm... What's the word? Creative! I feel lie writing. I know I don't normally write, but today, my creative juices are just flowing. The bad part is I don't have good ideas! I know, I'll just take little bits from already famous authors like J.K. Rowling. No one will notice.
Once I write a little I can't stop, even though I'm an amateur. I'm not sure if anything I am writing is making sense. But, boy do the teenage girls love it! Aha! I could get rich by just writing what appeals to dramatic, lustful teenage girls.
And thus, The twilight saga was born.