A Day in the Life of a Vampire kid

I sleep most days, on account of being up all night looking for necks to bite. I can't sleep today, though. I sucked the blood of an insomniac. She was out walking after midnight, in the fog. Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. How dumb can you get? Anyway, to her I looked like any other slightly chubby ten year old girl out for a walk in the middle of the night in the fog. Her first words to me were : 

"What are you doing out here in the middle of the night in the fog?" Like I said, Duuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

I said, "I vaant to bite your necckk," in true Bella Lagosi style.

She laughed -big mistake. I was on her in a minute flat. She tried to throw me off, but I was stuck to her throat like a fly on sticky fly paper. She whimpered then went down. I didn't kill her, I don't usually. I just take what I need. It'll leave her dazed, with a taste for raw meat, but that's about all. I'm bored with the taste of blood. Too bad it doesn't come in flavours, like chocolate, or taco sauce. I miss chocolate, and taco sauce.

The End

35 comments about this exercise Feed