Definitely Dead Now

The crippled old man twitched feebly in the throes of death. Cap'n Ferro gave him a swift and pointy boot to the gut. "That outta finish the job. AHAhahaha!! Ten thousand-- waitafingerlickin'minute." He hunkered down to peer into the dead man's face. "You're telling me you crash our lovely Ms. Hickory face-first into a town and YOU CAN'T EVEN KILL THE RIGHT SONOFABARNACLE???" He whirled on his pilot in a rage. 

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