Johanna woke up early that morning. She rolled over and saw that the light on her cell phone indicating a recent voice-mail was flashing. She picked it up and discovered that it was from her high school sweetheart Robert. She hadn’t heard from him in ages, but the panic in his voice was unmistakable.
“Johanna, I don’t know how it happened but there is a cow in my house. It’s hard to say how it got in here, but it looks real angry. I don’t think I’m gonna survive this one. I just wanted to say that I’ve…always…loved…MOOOOOOOO!!!”