His name was Rodney the Roach. He lived in a certain story by Protagonize author SeeThomasHowl, losing innocence and loathing 8-Legged-Doom-Walkers and generally hating life, and wishing he could go to The Cockroach Tango.
More than a bar, it was THE hang-out for all the cool roaches. Not only could Rodney implement his house-domination plans faster, with all the movers and shakers he'd meet at The Tango, but also, he would get to see the prettiest lady roaches in the entire street... if only.
Horny and alone, Rodney jumped into the toilet, and waited to be flushed.