"This way!" Milton meowed gracefully jumping from one rooftop to the other. Milton was the most agile cat in all of Soviet Russia. His dream was to represent his great nation at the upcoming Olympic Games held in Moscow. "Ahhh!" Milton's friend Barney cried as he slowly pulled himself onto one of the frosty rooftops. "Slow down! Im not as fast as you Milton!"
"I know your not!" Milton hissed before running off
"Why are we on the rooftops at midnight?"
"Its a long story but..."
Milton's story was quickly told as a member of the KGB shot Milton dead.