The uniformed guys grabbed the man as he walked down the street.
"Don't struggle" they cried as he began to fight them.
The woman accompanying him threw her hands in the air.
"Vat is ziss? Ve haf done nothing wrong!"
"You're companion is being arrested for possession of an offensive object." they informed her.
"But vat is it he haz?" she looked shocked. "Show me your identification please."
"Fashion police." they flipped their badges. "His moustache is a crime against humanity. Come to think of it..." one paused and looked at her. "Your dress is not even fit for a carpet. Come with us"
"Zat is ridiculouz!" she screamed as they bashed her over the head and dragged her away.