A man worked at a company. Pretty small, but still made enough money to get past the HST taxes. "Hey! Jake. You got a phone call." Someone yelled from an upstiars window in the building. Jake got up from his seat, walked over to the only phone in the room.
Picked up with a happy "Hello!".
"Mr. Gib. Your wife's in labor." The voice on the other line said.
Jake let the phone slip through his fingers. Most of his co-workers noticed and asked quietly 'what happened?'
"I'M GONNA HAVE A BABY !" Jake yelled through the machineries.
MY GIFT ARRIVED!