The Homebody's Handbook! (weirdmagic)

This is Prancy Pratt. I love staying at home and talking my cat's ears off. Mr. Pretty suddenly chanced upon a yellow, mottling journal in the corner of the driveway and dragged it inside, as if expecting an award for his scavenge.

I, Prancy Pratt, thumbed through the pages and found the title and content very intriguing. It was as if it had been written for me. It was The Homebody's Handbook.

The front page contained only two pointers, which read as follows :

1. Get out of the house when the sun is shining.

2. What are you doing? Get back in. PRONTO!

 

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