"THE END IS NIGH!"
Dun, dun, duuuuuun! Ooh, I've always wanted to say that!
"Listen to me, pitiful humans!"
This is so much fun! Megaphones really are wonderful things.
"There is no escape!"
Of course, you now all start running. Headless chickens the lot of you, bahaha!
"A new age is dawning!"
Dramatic non? I really am enjoying this.
"Behold your new leader!"
Oh, where's my camera when I need it? Some of these faces are priceless!
"I am High Queen Spook! THE END IS NIGH!"
Cue the crack of thunder ... epic cloak swish... people gape in awe....