It is a strange thing to be hanging upside down from a tree by the ankles.
"A piece of cake." I muttered, pushing aside a branch. "Simple as A-B-C, like taking candy from a baby. Bah!"
A small bird hopped down and sat beside me. We surveyed each other in silence for a moment. The bird gave a chirrup, which I took to be a sort of bird-snigger and flew off again. I growled and stared ahead of me, awaiting the inevitable taunting that would come when I was discovered.
"A walk in the park, they told me. Yeah right."