Why Gauntlet Is The World's Suckiest Game (by ClassicKiriyama)

He looked on with despair, as the kid inserted another quarter. He wanted to lock up and go home, but he'd agreed that he could just finish this one game. Little did he know, the game never ended, each quarter was just longer on your life clock. No endgame, no killer bosses; the levels just looped endlessly, and the boy could grind his way slowly, cautiously through levels for that epic score. The nightguard had no idea he was witnessing the begining of the MMORPG, and a phrase that would irritate girlfriends, parents, and friends together : Just one more...

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