Why Everyone Should Love the Game "Halo" (by Julianne)

For the one millionth time she walked into the living room at 4 o'clock in the morning to see 4 men staring at the television. Every once in a while she would hear a roar of testosterone as one would slay the other in a valiant effort  to prove that his manhood was, maybe not technically larger, but definitely metaphorically larger than the victim's. Listening to this violence became her lullaby for every night and just as a child enjoys its mother's soft voice, she learned to love her 4 o'clock wake up calls.

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