uselessness is one of 305 million Americans on a planet with 6.8 billion individuals, and as such, is nothing special.

A web developer by trade, he enjoys all of the arts except country music. He considers himself to be of an introspective and annoyingly pedantic sort — a deep ponderer of trivial things. Among his fascinations are language, computer programming, political theory, and Quiznos.

uselessness lives in Albuquerque, New Mexico with his six pairs of shoes. In his free time he spouts Christian libertarian philosophy to a troubled world and occasionally plays board games. In a past life he was trapped inside a few thousand Floridians’ car radios, but he eventually escaped and fled to the desert. He has a killer poker face.