"I'm British and as such I crave disappointment" - Bill Bailey If you want to get to know me, pester me to write or tell me how awesome I am (or not), feel free to message me. I don't bite. To save you looking at my story list, I'll put links to them all in here. So here they are: Being Transgender (poem) NaNo Zombies [collab with xkatieshepherd] This one was our NaNoWriMo effort (50000 words each) and we won! Huzzah! Hopefully you'll enjoy what you read, and if you don't, I'd love it if you could tell me why. I won't improve if I never get any constructive criticism. Or, you could go ahead and post lots of praise and stroke my ego. That works too.