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splintersteve (Steve Jordan)

a 22-year-old male from London, United Kingdom

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I have been writing for about four years. I've got a 1st Class BA Degree in it, which is about the most my writing has ever achieved. I hope to one day write something that someone will not just like, but actually love. If this person is the managing director of Bloomsbury Publishing or chief commissioning editor of BBC Comedy, I will consider that a bonus.

Things I Enjoy

  • Writing novels, short stories, and sitcom pilots.
  • Watching things that make me laugh a lot.
  • Playing computer games between bits of life.
  • Championing the genius of Ricky Gervais.
  • Oozing flawed arrogance.
  • Winning, " 'Cos winners love winning a lot."
  • Defending Sylvester Mccoy's tenure as Doctor Who, and going on and on about the Curse of Fenric being the best serial ever.
  • Quoting Highlander.
  • Wishing upon stars.
  • Dreaming of fortune and glory.
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"Oi, come in here. Here comes Tin Machine, now lets play Changes. Eeee, Iggy Pop you nutter, stop cuttin' your sen. "

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