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a 19-year-old ragamuffin from a nice little mental institute

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"Choose your last words/This is your last time/'Cause you and I, we were born to die." - Born to Die, by Lana Del Rey

I'm far too socially awkward, even in the form of text, to give a proper greeting. So I'm going to skip that part.

My name is Leah, age 14. I'm a girl from America in a county that seems to be a black hole. I study French, and play piano, trumpet, and mallets. I take the highest difficulty classes because I'm a total geek. My lifetime goals:

1. Top 5 in my class
2. Get out of this county
3. Learn to be fluent in French
4. Meet Lady Gaga
5. Write a book worth reading, let alone publishing

You're probably wondering, "Hey Leah, aren't you a little OLD to have Spongebob Squarepants as your avatar icon?"
No. Shut up. Go eat a slice of bread or something.

I don't see the glass as half-empty or half-full. I see it as all-the-way-full because technically the glass is full of air and its liquid contents. Bam.

My top five favorite musicians:
1. Lady Gaga
2. Amy Winehouse (RIP <3)
3. Adele
4. Paloma Faith
5. Lana Del Rey
Honorable mentions:
Fitz and the Tantrums
My Chemical Romance
V. V. Brown
(Favorites are subject to change as I am an indecisive and wishy-washy person.)

My biggest inspiration is my friends. I write for them, regardless of if they read it or not. If they weren't around, I don't think I'd feel compelled to do anything in life. If any of you are reading, thanks guys. You don't know how sincerely thankful of you I am.

UGH I WAS A DUMBASS AT AGE 14 BUT I'M WAY TOO LAZY AND UNCONCERNED WITH THIS SITE SO I'M JUST LEAVING THIS BIO AS IS CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR IF YOU WANT TO ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT ME

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