"It’s a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don’t keep your feet, there’s no knowing where you might be swept off to. - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring" Hello there! Welcome to my home, here on Protagonize. Make yourself comfortable! Care for some tea? Cake? Beer, perhaps? Here, you can borrow one of my pipes. Please, sit down. We have all the day ahead of us! Well, now that you are settled, you may want to know a little about me. I like good food and drink, song and cheer, knitted jumpers, thick books, warm fires, long walks, forests, hills and rivers. My favourite author is J. R. R. Tolkien, and my favourite book is The Hobbit.