The Owner Of This Account...* Writes about assassins while in the nude.* Never met a subplot she didn't like.* Has Swarovski crystals and severed doll parts strewn about her floor at any given time. As one does.* Is of the girlish persuasion.* Loves coffee, all things delightfully bizarre, books you can sink your teeth into and other naked people.* Vexes squirrels on contact.* Is hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean unless something goes terribly, terribly wrong.* Is happy to have you aboard for the trip, with the one caveat that the pants have to go.