The Owner Of This Account...
* Writes about assassins while in the nude.
* Never met a subplot she didn't like.
* Has Swarovski crystals and severed doll parts strewn about her floor at any given time. As one does.
* Is of the girlish persuasion.
* Loves coffee, all things delightfully bizarre, books you can sink your teeth into and other naked people.
* Vexes squirrels on contact.
* Is hundreds of miles from the nearest ocean unless something goes terribly, terribly wrong.
* Is happy to have you aboard for the trip, with the one caveat that the pants have to go.

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