just a funky monkey from Alicante

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"I think that she asked if she could touch my mango."

So, um, hi.

  • My name is Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein
  • I claw off the faces of those who annoy me.
  • I'm One-thousand-eighty years old.

My works are Mature for one reason and one reason only: My characters have potty mouths.


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