Sam Schooler was born on a Saturday in Cincinnati, Ohio, where she unfortunately remains. By day she's a university student, a reporter, a TA, an English tutor, and a desk slave. By night, she does what all the great minds in centuries past have done: writes erotic fiction (of the queer variety). After she graduates, Sam intends to move to Canada with her fiancée Alex, where she will hopefully be gainfully employed – and by "gainfully employed," it's meant that someone will pay her to write porn. Jeremy Renner played her in a movie once.