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  Rob Thompson is:

• a dilettante dandy
• a gentleman adventurer
• a super heavyweight boxer
• king of atlantis
• a cage fighter
• a trampolinist
• a world-class insomniac
• an idiot savant
• a pedantic despot
• a bon vivan
• a hater / lover of technology
• a complainer
• a passive-aggressive
• an office drone
• a beer sponge
• a ghostbuster
• a crafter of erotic soap statuettes of Pat Sharpe
• a biodegradable daredevil
• a hammock test pilot
• an atomic bomber
• an amateur surrealist
• a misanthrope
• an Olympic Gold Medal Winner
• a liar
• an bi-polar philanthropist
• an amatuer raconteur
• a sciurophobe
• a duffer
• a horseshoe straightner

... from Newcastle-upon-Tyne, United Kingdom.

• I am hugely popular and an influence to many people.
• I would recommend dropping my name in conversation, it will reward you with a respect that you could never truly grasp by your own means.
• I sometimes dig holes in my garden.
• I eat cheese and gravy from your fridge.
• Weekend at Bernies was based on true events in my life.
• To earn money I work.
• To burn calories I exercise.

Mini-Autobiography

• Used to be about the size of a baby.
• Grew very very slowly.
• Now roughly as big as a man.
• Haven't grown much in years.
• Maybe I'll be taller tomorrow?

Stories

Collaboratives:

• Deadly Games: a pulp sci-fi action adventure story following Campbells monomyth structure