Named 7th in Amateur Origami Monthly's Ones To Watch 1992 list, destroyer of other people's garden gnomes, collector of small animal paw prints, entered and was set to win the 2008 Great Cake Bake Off until unfortunate and unknown allergy to marzipan reared its ugly head, twice married to Emily Bronte (not the pretty one), owner of three and a half golf clubs, immune to the color purple, impervious to desktop publishing, possibly related to Barry Pepper, probably scared of heights, most definitely full of crap.

And Amateur Origami Monthly got it wrong.  There's no way 6th placed Walt Barnaby's mountain folds and pleats were better than mine.