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jonty (Jonty Stern)

a 37-year-old male from London, United Kingdom

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Hello there!

My name's Jonty (hence the cunning Internet nickname I've chosen for myself!).

I'm a Welsh Studies graduate (even though ethnically I'm half Jewish, an eighth French and three eighths English and was born in England - no Welsh in me that I know of) and love Celtic languages, history, "Desperate Housewives", "Doctor Who", "Big Brother" (having been a Housemate myself), teddy bears, practical jokes, swimming and long, reflective walks on disused railway lines.

I don't know if anyone else will enjoy my scribblings but I'm enjoying myself immensely on what has become my favourite, favourite site.

The best to you all,

Jonty

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"For so long as but a hundred of us remain alive, we shall in no way yield to the yoke of the Englishman. For it is not for glory, nor riches, nor honour that we fight but for freedom, and freedom alone, which no good man gives up but with his life." - The Declaration of Arbroath, 1320.

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Tasha_Noble

posted praise on the branch You-Know-Who Has Lunch With The Munch Bunch in the story The first adventure of Super Bastard!
"Chunky Stinkwheel... I didn't even know he was still alive. What is the world coming to?"
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Billyorange

posted praise on the branch You-Know-Who Has Lunch With The Munch Bunch in the story The first adventure of Super Bastard!
"Good stuff!"
20 days ago
7:47pm

jonty

posted a new branch in The first adventure of Super Bastard!
6:46pm

jonty

posted praise on the branch Super B. Gets a Job in a British Gas Call Centre in the story The first adventure of Super Bastard!
"I was genuinely laughing out loud at this. Really, really good!"
23 days ago
6:34pm

jonty

posted a comment on the branch Super Bastard attempts to steal milk, but is caught by the security staff. in the story The first adventure of Super Bastard!
"Thank you! I didn't think anyone'd spot this, to be honest. I was just mucking about before I went to bed."
24 days ago
8:12pm

jonty

posted a new branch in One Day in the Life of an International Student
7:58pm

Tasha_Noble

posted praise on the branch Super Bastard attempts to steal milk, but is caught by the security staff. in the story The first adventure of Super Bastard!
"ROFL! Actually, the next branch titles are so good they almost outdo the branch (but not quite). Well done for turning a dead story into a comic gem."
7:57pm

jonty

posted praise on the branch Japhur VS, Japhur's father in the story One Day in the Life of an International Student
"Funny stuff."
7:53pm

jonty

posted a new branch in The first adventure of Super Bastard!
7:27pm

jonty

posted praise on Paddytum
"Well done - editors' choice! Nice work. x"
7:11pm

jonty

posted a comment on Parkovic's profile
"I dinna ken that I hae any Scots in me mesel' but I'm half Jewish and Scotland's the ainly country in Europe that ne'er persecuted the Jews. The anti-Semitic Longshanks would have been my enemy:..."
6:58pm

jonty

added Burndtree as a favourite author
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10:04pm

Parkovic

posted praise on jonty's profile
"Nice profile quote there, Jonty! Rousing stuff. Hae ye a wee bit Scots in ye yersel' or dae ye just admire the sentiment? : )"
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branch posted 19 days ago by jonty in story The first adventure of Super Bastard!

You-Know-Who Has Lunch With The Munch Bunch

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branch posted 23 days ago by jonty in story One Day in the Life of an International Student

Japhur wants to be a street fighter.

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branch posted 23 days ago by jonty in story The first adventure of Super Bastard!

Super Bastard attempts to steal milk, but is caught by the security staff.

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branch posted 26 days ago by jonty in story 2008: A Whig Odyssey

The End of the American War

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branch posted 28 days ago by jonty in story 2008: A Whig Odyssey

The Royal Grandchildren

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story added July 31, 2008 by jonty

"Doctor Who and the Return of the Meddling Monk"

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branch posted August 5, 2008 by jonty in story Scared Eddie's Haiku

Scared Eddie's Math

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branch posted July 31, 2008 by jonty in story Memory of a Black Rose

An envelope, the letter that would change Catrina's life safe inside

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branch posted July 15, 2008 by jonty in story 2008: A Whig Odyssey

Jemima All Alone

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chapter posted June 17, 2008 by jonty in story The Life and Times of Bella Pleasance

The Omnipresence of Bella Pleasance

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