I've been craving KFC lately - for months now actually. They're running some new, very appealing television ads in our area, and these ads have made KFC seem incredibly appealing to my stomach.

However, my mind is furious with the thought of eating KFC, for various reasoms - mostly health reasons, but a few moral ones as well.

So I've been in this state of limbo for months - half of me wanting to gorge and self-destruct on a bucket of fried chicken, half of me wanting to remain untarnished. This odd state is actually quite appealing in some undefined way.